Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

Commentary:
Middle-aged math dilemma: going out for a night on the town feeling like you're 25 again 🍹, only to wake up the next day looking and feeling like you're pushing 70! 🤪🥴 Just another case of arithmetic not adding up in our favor! #AgeIsJustANumber