Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.
  • There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.
  • If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.
  • I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.
  • The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.
  • My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.