Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Trying out reverse body art: sketch me back to life! ๐๏ธโจ๐ Related Funny Posts ๐ค Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move. Imagine youโre on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you. You donโt scare me. Youโre not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down. Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes. โListen to your body!โ Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day. I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder. My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.