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Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

Funny Quotes Images

15,124

Dec 27, 2025

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Shared recently on Telegram:

I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

Shared recently on Facebook:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

Just landed via Messenger:

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

Just shared via Twitch:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

Live now on Facebook:

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

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Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

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No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

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Doctor said I am terminally chill.

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98 shares on Telegram this month:

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

97 shares on X this month:

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

57 shares on X this month:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

40 shares on Slack this month:

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

Funny Quotes Images

15,124

Updated

Dec 27, 2025

Users Online

3,992

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via YouTube:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Seen just now on Twitch:

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Spotted on Telegram:

Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

My life coach traded me.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

Going viral on Telegram:

If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

Just landed via Discord:

The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

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