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Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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Spotted on Facebook:

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Showing my barber a picture of a dinosaur.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

Just landed via Twitch:

Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

Trending via Telegram:

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

Just landed via Instagram:

You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

Spotted on TikTok:

Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

Spotted on YouTube:

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Shared recently on Threads:

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

Seen just now on Discord:

Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

3 weeks ago

Witty quote about testing foot pain with a playful, humorous tone.

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Commentary:
🤣🎥 "In the latest episode of 'Will It Hurt If I Drop It On My Foot?' – featuring all your favorite everyday objects – stay tuned to witness the thrilling moments of gravity vs. toes! Just remember to subscribe, like, and please don't try this at home… unless you've got really sturdy shoes! 😂🦶 #YouTubeShenanigans"

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40 shares on Snapchat this month:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

88 shares on Slack this month:

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

You can’t ’48 Laws of Power’ me.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

21 shares on Discord this month:

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

59 shares on X this month:

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

33 shares on X this month:

You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

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Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

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I love when the plot thickens.

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Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

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I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Freshly posted on X:

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Going viral on TikTok:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Shared recently on TikTok:

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

Trending via Messenger:

Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

Trending via Pinterest:

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

Live now on Reddit:

Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

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