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Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

86 shares on Slack this month:

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

54 shares on Twitch this month:

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

17 shares on Slack this month:

I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

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Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

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I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

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Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

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I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

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I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

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Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

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I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

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My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

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