Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

Commentary:
Well, who can blame her? 🎅🏼🎁 Talk about being drawn in by the jingle of those bells! 😉 Santa’s got that magical appeal that just can’t be topped! 🎄✨ #BigSackEnergy

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