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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

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How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

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My favorite thing to do is nothing.

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Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.