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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

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I only drink when I people.

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I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

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Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.