My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

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According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

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Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

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Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.