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My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of h…

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of h…

Commentary:
"Looks like someone needs to have a 'purrsonal' conversation with their chain-smoking feline 🚬🐱 Maybe it's time for some 'paw-sitive' changes in that kitty's lifestyle! 😹 #CigaretteCatProblems"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged again, cat, cigarettes, excuses, frustration, humor, pet, sick, smell, smells on Mar 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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