My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing. Commentary:When you realize being a walking encyclopedia was not in the parenting manual πππ€ Related Funny Posts π€ I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression. Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing. I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing. If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime. I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.