My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

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Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

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My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

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Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

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Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”