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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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"Looks like this year's Christmas letter is going for that 'behind the scenes' experience! ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽฅ Who needs Jingle Bells when you have colons to serenade you? ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ’ฉ #TMIChristmasSpecial"



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