My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now? Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company? My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.
