My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

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When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

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I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

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I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

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My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

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Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

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Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.