My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp#my #dental #hygienist #is #probably #thinking #i #bet #i #could #braid #this #guys #nose #hair #funnyquote #funnyquotes Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs. They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out. Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to. Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.