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If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

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Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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I suffer from awesomnia.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

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There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”