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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

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I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

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Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

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My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.