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62 shares on TikTok this month:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

92 shares on Messenger this month:

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

71 shares on Telegram this month:

Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

Thank you, moon, for staying awake so late.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

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What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

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My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

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Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

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I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

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They’re making me do work at work.

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I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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There hasn’t been a single person in human history that was remembered for spending their life working a 9-5 job.

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Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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All I think about is death and sex.

Seen just now on Threads:

I want Al to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for Al to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.

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Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

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I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

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How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

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Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Normalize booing in the workplace.

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

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