My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God. Commentary:When you're so optimistic, even the universe needs a checklist! 🌩️🤞😅 Related Funny Posts 🤝 My five-year plan is to just see what happens. I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life. “God has a plan for you.” OK, is God open to a little feedback? “God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him. My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.