My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you're so optimistic, even the universe needs a checklist! π©οΈπ€π Related Funny Quotes π€ I donβt have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life. βGod has a plan for you.β OK, is God open to a little feedback? βGod has a plan for you!β Okay, well, I have some notes for him. My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder. People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.