My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existenc… Commentary:Sounds like you've unlocked the divine art of selective hearing! 🙉✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever. When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up. Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs. Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating? Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.
