My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something. Commentary:Sounds like you've unlocked the divine art of selective hearing! 🙉✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs. Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever. When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up. Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating? Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.
