My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange. Posted on1 day ago1 day ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed. The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration. If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing. What a strange day. And it has been for years.