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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. Iโ€™ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Humorous quote about a long-lived resident dismissing ghost sightings with wit.

Commentary:
"Either the house *ghost*ed you or you've been living with some very lively spirits all this time! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ˜‚ Who you gonna call? Definitely not the Ghostbusters! ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ป #HauntedHouseMystery"


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