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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

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It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

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I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

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I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.