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Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

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Body by sandwich.

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I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

18 shares on Threads this month:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

62 shares on TikTok this month:

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

72 shares on WeChat this month:

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

17 shares on X this month:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

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I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

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The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

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Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

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I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

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I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

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Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

Making waves on Slack:

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Making waves on Discord:

Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

Going viral on Telegram:

Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

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