My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet. Funny Quotes July 3, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport. The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives). I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park. We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did. It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.
