My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sounds like the ultimate dream vacation! 🌴✈️ Who needs sandy beaches when you can have peace and quiet all to yourself? Just don't forget to pick the family back up on your way home! 😜👋 #QuietTimeIsGolden" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once. One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport. I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body. The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives). We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.