My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.
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"Sounds like the ultimate dream vacation! 🌴✈️ Who needs sandy beaches when you can have peace and quiet all to yourself? Just don't forget to pick the family back up on your way home! 😜👋 #QuietTimeIsGolden"

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