Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.
  • Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.
  • Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.
  • If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.
  • Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.
  • My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.