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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

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I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

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One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

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Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

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My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

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Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

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I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

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Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

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Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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Farting, but with eye contact.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

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Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

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Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

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I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

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“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

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Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

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The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

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At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

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“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

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