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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

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Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

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Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

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Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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45 shares on Facebook this month:

I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

75 shares on Threads this month:

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

64 shares on Pinterest this month:

She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Need a professional way to say, “I do not care, don’t mention this to me again.”

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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Broadcasted on TikTok:

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Going viral on Discord:

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Breaking via Threads:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Trending via TikTok:

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

Just shared via Messenger:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

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My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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