My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

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Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

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Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

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Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.