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My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

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Escape artist by day, professional weekend enthusiast by Friday afternoon! πŸ˜ŽπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged early, early leave, Friday, humor, leave, life, office, office life, sneaking, sneaking out, talent, work on Aug 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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