My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Escape artist by day, professional weekend enthusiast by Friday afternoon! 😎🏃♂️💨 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot. I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love. Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early. Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.