My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Therapy and a mani-pedi? That’s what I call mental *and* nail polish! 💅🧠 Related funny posts 😂 People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses. In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me. When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real. Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life. Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.