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That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

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Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

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I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.