My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess. Commentary:Looks like the mess is on a strict need-to-know basis only! 🤫🚫 Who knew secrecy was a crucial element in housekeeping? 😂🧹 #TopSecretMess Related Funny Posts 🤝 Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert. At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house. As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding. Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess. My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.