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I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

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I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

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All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.