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My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

Commentary:
Looks like the mess is on a strict need-to-know basis only! 🤫🚫 Who knew secrecy was a crucial element in housekeeping? 😂🧹 #TopSecretMess

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cleaning, domestic, domestic life, hire, housekeeper, humor, life, mess, refuse, refuses, relationship, want, wife on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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