My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t w… Commentary:Looks like the mess is on a strict need-to-know basis only! 🤫🚫 Who knew secrecy was a crucial element in housekeeping? 😂🧹 #TopSecretMess Related Funny Posts 🤝 Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert. As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding. My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage. “You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job. I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.
