Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

Commentary:
Well, talk about lighting up the night—literally! 🍸🔥 When your eyes are so tempting, even divine laws are reconsidered. Guess it’s time for some celestial cocktails and a lot of naughty glances! 😈😉 Cheers to sins worth savoring! 🍹😇

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