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Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it ca…

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it ca…

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Well, talk about lighting up the night—literally! 🍸🔥 When your eyes are so tempting, even divine laws are reconsidered. Guess it's time for some celestial cocktails and a lot of naughty glances! 😈😉 Cheers to sins worth savoring! 🍹😇

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged another, cocktail, date, draft, flirtation, gaze, God, humor, lit, lust, need, playful, romantic, sin, witty on May 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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