No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That soccer bag smell could clear a stadium faster than a goal! π₯ ππ¨ Related funny posts π Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one. So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag? This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes. Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesnβt send symbols on glowing screen. I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.