No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That soccer bag smell could clear a stadium faster than a goal! π₯ ππ¨ Related Funny Posts π€ If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks. I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids wonβt listen until you scream like your mother did’. Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead. None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’ Parenting is cheering on your kidβs winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.