Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

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Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

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Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

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I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

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Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

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I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

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All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.