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Talents: eating!

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These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

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What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

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Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

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If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.