Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

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Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

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Men make it so easy to hate them.

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.