Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

24 shares on Twitch this month:

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

26 shares on Threads this month:

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

26 shares on Telegram this month:

Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

43 shares on Threads this month:

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.