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The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

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I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

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It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

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I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

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One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

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Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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My body looks like I have a great personality.

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Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

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I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

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All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

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Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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Clever quote about admitting ignorance with humorous, playful wording.

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Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

67 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

37 shares on Discord this month:

May the algorithms be with you.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

87 shares on X this month:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

81 shares on Discord this month:

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

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I would reset the clock on your microwave for you.

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Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

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Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

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The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

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I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

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Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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