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If love is the answer then what was the question?

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Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

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I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

Making waves on X:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Live now on WeChat:

I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

Spotted on Threads:

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

Just shared via WeChat:

You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

Trending via Facebook:

Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Making waves on X:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

Jan 22, 2025

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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"Ah, the age-old dilemma of wanting to enjoy the fun without the commitment! 🙈 Flirting is like the appetizer of relationships – deliciously tempting yet no main course in sight. 🍸 Who needs the hassle of dating when you've got charm and wit on your side, am I right? 😉 #FlirtAlert"

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Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on X:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

Live now on Pinterest:

Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

Spotted on Facebook:

This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Just shared via X:

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Trending via Telegram:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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