Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down. Commentary:Just wait until you see my advanced level: putting them on while hopping on one foot! 🧦🦘😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons. Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion. If every day is a gift, today is socks. I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person. Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.
