Not to brag, but what a time to be childless. Commentary:Trying to keep my plants alive is challenging enough! 🌿😂 #ChildlessGoals Related Funny Posts 🤝 Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man. Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down. I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in. I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser. Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.