Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

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You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

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I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

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Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

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I drive like I’m immortal.

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

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They should invent a type of situation that improves.