Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

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Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

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Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

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Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.