Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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“Reminder: Just because the map says there’s a road, doesn’t mean your car won’t end up off-roading! 🗺️🚗 #MapFail #TrustIssuesWithGPS”

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