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Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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Earth is hard.

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Reincarnation, in this economy?

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

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When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

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50 shades of single.

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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Absurdity is the spice of life.

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The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

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I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

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I remember sex. That was cool.

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I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

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A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

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Being weird never goes out of style.

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First World War. Kind of nervous.

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Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

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One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

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The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

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