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A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

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Christmas is coming and you’re not.