Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

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Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

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I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.