Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

Nowadays an "all-nighter" means I didn't have to get up to pee.

Commentary:
“Ah, the joys of aging! All-nighters now come with this unique bathroom bonus 🚽😅 Who knew reaching middle age would bring such ‘exciting’ milestones? Stay hydrated, folks! 💦🌙 #Adulting”

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