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When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฟ has shared:

I said it was my favorite show, I didnโ€™t say it was good.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ผ has copied:

Found a picture of me sitting on Santaโ€™s lap. Hard to believe itโ€™s been a whole year.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท has downloaded:

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ has copied:

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has shared:

Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ถ has copied:

People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.

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Just landed via TikTok:

Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

Trending via Messenger:

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

Just shared via Facebook:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Live now on Threads:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

Spotted on WeChat:

I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

Going viral on Reddit:

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

Shared recently on Threads:

The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

Going viral on YouTube:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

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63 shares on Facebook this month:

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

73 shares on Instagram this month:

Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

56 shares on Slack this month:

Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

58 shares on Threads this month:

I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

52 shares on Telegram this month:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

People shouldnโ€™t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, Iโ€™ll let you be.

13 shares on Slack this month:

Cancel culture has been canceled.

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Imagine hating me, and Iโ€™m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

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โ€œI read 20 books this year!โ€ Thatโ€™s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

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They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

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Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

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Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

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Itโ€™s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyoneโ€™s ever said.

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When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now itโ€™s suddenly the most interesting book.

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8 year gap on resume that just says โ€œkarateโ€.

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Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has shared:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ has bookmarked:

Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has downloaded:

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has copied:

I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ has shared:

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ถ has copied:

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช has bookmarked:

Itโ€™s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ has copied:

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has viewed:

If I had a boyfriend, Iโ€™d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. Thatโ€™s a beautiful hole.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ has shared:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Trending via Reddit:

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

Just shared via Instagram:

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my lifeโ€ฆ. hibernation.

Spotted on Messenger:

I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

Making waves on Threads:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Live now on YouTube:

I never feel more alone than when Iโ€™m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Going bananas on Slack:

My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

Just landed via Reddit:

Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

Just shared via Instagram:

Why do people think itโ€™s ok to ask why a person is single? I donโ€™t ask why youโ€™re unhappily married.

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