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I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

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After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

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Making waves on Snapchat:

My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

Going viral on Slack:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

Trending via YouTube:

I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

Trending via Discord:

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Making waves on Discord:

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Spotted on X:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

4 months ago

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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Hold on, let me overthink this.

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Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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52 shares on Snapchat this month:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

90 shares on Discord this month:

Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

37 shares on Threads this month:

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

“I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.”

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Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Live now on Reddit:

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Spreading quickly via Slack:

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Just shared via Threads:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

Just landed via Twitch:

Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Hold on, let me overthink this.

Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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