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If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

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That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

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I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

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Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

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Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

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I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

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Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.