Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast. Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Better watch out, folks! 🔥🐉 Looks like someone's determined to make a fiery entrance into the dragon-slaying business! Time to toast some marshmallows and prepare for the epic showdown! 😂🔥" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon). Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns. My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon. I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time. No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.
