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Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, Iโ€™ll let you be.

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, Iโ€™ll let you be.

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"Lifeโ€™s too short to deal with forehead veins popping like fireworks during an argument ๐ŸŽ† Letโ€™s just agree to disagree and spare those poor veins some stress ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ’ฌ"



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