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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

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Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.