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"Ah, the magical art of utilizing your parental powers for ice cream acquisition 🍦😄 Dad level: expert! Who needs to sneak sweets when you've got mini accomplices ready to 'help' with the cravings? 😂 #DadLife #IceCreamGate"

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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

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Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

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Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

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True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

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Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

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If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

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I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

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