Trendy Funny Quotes

  • With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.
  • Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?
  • It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.
  • They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.
  • Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.
  • My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.