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One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

Commentary:
Looks like you were planning for an epic undersea career! 🐠🧜‍♂️🕒

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged buy, decision, future, humor, i, measurement, myself, only, sort, sure, time, timekeeping, watch, waterproof on Sep 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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