Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
  • If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.
  • King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.
  • Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.
  • My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.
  • You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.