Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days. Posted onSep 22, 20233 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppOnline shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk. Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab. The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.