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Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

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This bakery name has me rolling in dough-ughter! πŸ₯πŸ˜‚πŸž

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bakery, calling, crepe, dough, food, food joke, humor, joke, opening, pun, weird on Jul 31, 2025 by slickboy.

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