Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.” Commentary:This bakery name has me rolling in dough-ughter! π₯ππ Related Funny Quotes π€ Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery. The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning. Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet. Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.