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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

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I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

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Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

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Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

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The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

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When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

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Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

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I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

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Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

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My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

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I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

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Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

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