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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

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I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

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2 months ago

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I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

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Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

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Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

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Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

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My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

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My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

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The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

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Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

71 shares on Instagram this month:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

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The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

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Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

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“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

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What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

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My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Going bananas on Discord:

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

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Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

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