Asking doctors about nutrition is like asking software engineers about printers, they really have no idea. Posted onMay 29, 2026
The older I get, the more I realize that being rushed by someone is a form of manipulation. Posted onMay 29, 2026
I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way. Posted onMay 29, 2026
What’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday. Posted onMay 29, 2026
I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses. Posted onMay 29, 2026
This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet. Posted onMay 29, 2026
I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Grok, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. Posted onMay 29, 2026
I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store. Posted onMay 29, 2026
One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either. Posted onMay 29, 2026
To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT. Posted onMay 29, 2026
There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Travelling through the US by car is beautiful because you feel like a blood cell in a very sick man’s body. Posted onMay 29, 2026
New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing. Posted onMay 29, 2026
There hasn’t been a single person in human history that was remembered for spending their life working a 9-5 job. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time. Posted onMay 29, 2026
It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.” Posted onMay 29, 2026
Do vape shops and nail salons actually make money, or is my town’s economy one big laundering scheme? Posted onMay 29, 2026
It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all. Posted onMay 29, 2026
I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime. Posted onMay 29, 2026
How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is. Posted onMay 29, 2026