Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’ Posted onMay 29, 2026
Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas. Posted onMay 29, 2026
The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house. Posted onMay 29, 2026
“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.” Posted onMay 29, 2026
“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.” Posted onMay 29, 2026
Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you. Posted onMay 29, 2026
You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol. Posted onMay 29, 2026
I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Need a professional way to say, “I do not care, don’t mention this to me again.” Posted onMay 29, 2026
I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later. Posted onMay 29, 2026
If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank. Posted onMay 29, 2026
I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go? Posted onMay 29, 2026
Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real. Posted onMay 29, 2026
The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over. Posted onMay 29, 2026