No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive? Posted onMay 28, 2026
Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating. Posted onMay 28, 2026
The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting. Posted onMay 28, 2026
“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.” Posted onMay 28, 2026