Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life. Posted onMay 28, 2026
America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen. Posted onMay 28, 2026
My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter. Posted onMay 28, 2026
The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none. Posted onMay 28, 2026
What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge? Posted onMay 28, 2026
Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet? Posted onMay 28, 2026
No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine. Posted onMay 28, 2026
It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.” Posted onMay 28, 2026