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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

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Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

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100 shares on Slack this month:

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

21 shares on X this month:

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

65 shares on Slack this month:

The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

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Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

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Everyone is getting idioter.

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

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If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

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Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

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Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

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Social media is mental suicide.

Making waves on TikTok:

The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

Going viral on Messenger:

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

Spreading quickly via X:

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

Making waves on X:

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

Breaking via Facebook:

Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

Going viral on Messenger:

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

Trending via Messenger:

I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

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It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

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Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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